I am now 11 days old and I have survived all this time with my parents, who have not yet killed me.
Of my 275 hours on Earth, I have probably been asleep for 250 of them. The rest of the time, I poop and I eat. Sometimes I sleep while I eat. I've also been known to poop while I eat. It's a pretty good life.
It's been a busy 11 days. I had a huge to do where they gave me a name. What's up with that? I went to the pediatrician who said that all my snorts, sneezes, hiccups and other strange bodily functions are all normal. Mommy and Daddy were relieved. I spent the first five days in the hospital and had lots of visitors. Clearly, I am loved.
Grandma Eileen thinks I'm an Anne Geddes baby. Talk to my agent about that. I mean, my hospital room did overlook the Hollywood sign, but I decided not to come out in that room, electing for the operating room. I made Mommy work for it and eventually they came and got me at 9:02 a.m. Mommy's first statement about me was, "Do you realize this means we have to pay for a wedding?" Unbelievable.
Grandma Cinderella poo-poos my yawns and was playing "Nice Grandma" at just two days old. I cried, but I think I'll like it later.
Grandpa Larry has documented every second of my life on his good camera. He took the picture above. I rewarded him with my first spit-up all over him in the hospital.
Papa Bob gave me my first drink of wine at my baby naming. I like Papa Bob.
Uncle Jeremy came to visit me a couple times in the hospital and even spent the night waiting for my arrival. Someday he will corrupt me but until then, he'll just pamper me.
Speaking of pampers, I have gone through about 75 in 11 days...I think my record was 10 in one day and four in one changing!
Auntie Dana is very excited about my arrival and has bought me all sorts of great gifts. She even has me showing off my political correctness with my Inspi(red) t-shirt from the Gap.
And my cousin Samantha made me an amazing book that was my favorite gift so far from everything I've received (and that's a lot, so thank you all).
All in all, despite their loudness, I'm happy to be in this family and look forward to performing for you regularly on this site. After all, you're all here to see me, right???
Of my 275 hours on Earth, I have probably been asleep for 250 of them. The rest of the time, I poop and I eat. Sometimes I sleep while I eat. I've also been known to poop while I eat. It's a pretty good life.
It's been a busy 11 days. I had a huge to do where they gave me a name. What's up with that? I went to the pediatrician who said that all my snorts, sneezes, hiccups and other strange bodily functions are all normal. Mommy and Daddy were relieved. I spent the first five days in the hospital and had lots of visitors. Clearly, I am loved.
Grandma Eileen thinks I'm an Anne Geddes baby. Talk to my agent about that. I mean, my hospital room did overlook the Hollywood sign, but I decided not to come out in that room, electing for the operating room. I made Mommy work for it and eventually they came and got me at 9:02 a.m. Mommy's first statement about me was, "Do you realize this means we have to pay for a wedding?" Unbelievable.
Grandma Cinderella poo-poos my yawns and was playing "Nice Grandma" at just two days old. I cried, but I think I'll like it later.
Grandpa Larry has documented every second of my life on his good camera. He took the picture above. I rewarded him with my first spit-up all over him in the hospital.
Papa Bob gave me my first drink of wine at my baby naming. I like Papa Bob.
Uncle Jeremy came to visit me a couple times in the hospital and even spent the night waiting for my arrival. Someday he will corrupt me but until then, he'll just pamper me.
Speaking of pampers, I have gone through about 75 in 11 days...I think my record was 10 in one day and four in one changing!
Auntie Dana is very excited about my arrival and has bought me all sorts of great gifts. She even has me showing off my political correctness with my Inspi(red) t-shirt from the Gap.
And my cousin Samantha made me an amazing book that was my favorite gift so far from everything I've received (and that's a lot, so thank you all).
All in all, despite their loudness, I'm happy to be in this family and look forward to performing for you regularly on this site. After all, you're all here to see me, right???
